September 27
I've been trying to figure out the Facebook for some days since Kevin introduced it and Ying pushed me to sign up. However, my browser blocked the javascript, makes me so annoyed. I can only manage most of the functions on uni computer and browse at home....
I happend to see this post....and.....will not explain this topic title, instead showing some fact...why facebook is so POP? (i put my comments in the brackets)
Topic: Masturbating in class
1st post:I've done it. Anyone else? (this guy is the host)
2nd: No, the rest of us actually have some class.No pun intended (it is always good to have some additional notices)
3rd:So wait...how do you manage to see the board with failing eyesight and take notes with hairy palms? (good oinon~~you're strike to the point, guess everyone is interested in)
4th:and seriously, where are you going to skeet? (same as last post)
5th:Wow, you have to be a complete fucking loser to masturbate anywhere outside of your room/bathroom. In class? Why don't you do us a favour and throw yourself off of a bridge to rid us of your disgusting prescence. That's where my vote is going. Anyone else? (easy girl, even i got the same thought, just give him a chance to appeal)
6th:One kid that sat next to me in class two years ago tried to, but he didn't get far. (Fine, you tell me this story next time)
7th:It's not as serious as you think. Just a simple game of pocket pool. Most guys are guilty I imagine. Early morning class, a little boring, I sit there yawning my brains out and I still suffer from that lingering morning wood. I've got strong boner muscles so an erection creeping its way down a pantleg is really quite uncomfortable. So I reach into my pockets and adjust it so it's pointing up and not down. This task usually takes a good ten minutes (to do it covertly) because I wear remarkably tight jeans. Ha, good story: my friends all call me a "Pocket Pool-Shark". I tend to think of it as Pocket Snooker - longer cues, larger playing areas. And no, I've never 'skeeted' in class. But you could just bust all over the underside of the desk, it wouldn't be a big deal. (orz....orz....orz.....dude i could just say nothing....btw, this guy is the host)
8th:dude why do you exist? (make this a conclusion)
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There were many more replies i didnt put up here, but just a glance we gonna got shot....
"Enjoy" this, i have to say sorry if this topic really offended you.....